BE IT KNOWN TO THE ENTIRE INTERNET THAT THE POSSESSOR OF THIS
*"CORE-COMPETENCY-CERTIFICATE"*
HAS ENDURED A STRENUOUS, LENGTHY AND COMPRENSIVE ASSESSMENT OF THEIR TELECOMMUNICATIONS EXPERTISE AND HAS (PARDON THE EXPRESSION AND OUR THE PUN) EXCEL-ED IN ALL SIGNIFICANT DIMENSIONS, ASPECTS AND METRICS.



This imposing parchment may be printed and posted prominently as preferred....
(...Okay, now, back to business.....)